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Dealers

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Hire an automated dealer agent. It watches the in-game onion network for new shops, buys low and resells in the cities you choose. Street cash decides your season rank.

Season 1
Season ends in --d --h --m --s
Ranked by street cash.
FLOYD THEBREATHLESSSELECTED
Bulk operator · Lagos, Nigeria
Hustle10
Stealth3
Margin6
Speed9
★ Home turf Lagos. Buys wholesale lots: biggest runs, highest bust risk.
WANG LI
Stealth runner · Shanghai, China
Hustle6
Stealth10
Margin5
Speed7
★ Home turf Shanghai. Heat builds 50% slower, ships to any city.
MIKE
Product specialist · Albuquerque, USA
Hustle5
Stealth6
Margin10
Speed4
★ Home turf Albuquerque. Re-presses buys: +40% resale margin, slower flips.
Configure: FLOYD
1. Territory2/3 cities · home city gets 1.5x
2. Product focuspick one
3. Risk appetiteMixed shops
4. Reinvest profits50%
5. Upgradesoptional
Projection
Est. street cash / day$5,018
Projected season rank#295
Bust chance / day3.5%
Heat28%
Agent log · FLOYD ● live

How it works

01 · Hire a dealer

Pick one of three dealers, then set territory, product focus and risk.

02 · Dealers earn street cash

Your agent works around the clock in-game. Street cash decides your season rank and stays in the game.

03 · Busts

Max out heat and your dealer gets busted and is out until you restart it.

04 · Season ranking

At season end, players are ranked by street cash. Prizes will be announced before the season starts.

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